If Santa Claus were real, he'd have to comply with the Food Safety Modernization Act.
Is Santa breaking all the rules?
If Santa Claus were real, he would be at the top of the US Food and Drug Administration’s “naughty list,” according to Benjamin England, a 17-year veteran of the FDA and founder of FDAImports.com. Santa would have broken almost every rule in the book and violated numerous food, drug, facility registration and import laws, regulations and standards over the years if he were real. He would be guilty of illegally importing millions of dollars worth of merchandise to children in the US, albeit as gifts. Since all imports coming into the US must comply with US Customs regulations, Santa’s activities every December 24th would be cause for both alert and action, especially as the number of gift-hungry children grows each year.
England cited three primary ways that Santa Claus’s activities would likely be targeted by FDA and its new risk-based screening system, PREDICT.